An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said,
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Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!
Aap hospital le gaye,
Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!
Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur …
BRAIN Vs GF No prices for guessing who won at last. Nice one……….*
Akash was waiting for his love ….
“30 minutes late!!”, his brain shouted at him, “Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up … remember??”
“Yeah yeah”, he said to his …